face having 

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

face having by Reggie March 31, 2004

having one's ear on one's face 

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

having one's ear on one's face by Nomdi February 3, 2019