face bum

rather like a "bum" (fart) but out of your mouth!

did you just "face bum?"

by zoeamy September 1, 2008

Poo face bum hole

You call someone it when they're being silly

"You're such a poo face bum hole!"

by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 26, 2006

bum face

bum face;

n. chiefly british slang, derogatory

1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the buttocks

2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a bum for a face

3. Someone with a bum for a face. And perhaps a face for a bum, although this is uncommon.

"Oh my god, you are such a bum face".

"Good golly, you're talking so much poo right now, one might call you a bum face"

by Tom Bromley January 4, 2004

bum bum face

A face in which has a buttocks, or "bum bum" upon it.

I met a bum bum face today. He has smelly breath, and bad conversation.

by Monstramo September 7, 2003

bum bum face

a person who has a large crack on there face almost looking like a bum crack

that nice man in the corner has a bum bum face

by jenson Swader September 8, 2003

bum bum face

a reptile in which has bum-like scales.

"I got my pet bum bum face at the store today."

by Olivier Jenson Mosquito September 6, 2003

Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009