facadomy 

(fasa-do-me) During intercourse, when the male purposefully attempts to penetrate the female anus without her knowing or consent. The result usually ends up with the female "directing" the male back to the female's vagina.

1 - When I had sex with Sara the other day I pulled a
facadomy and got slapped.

2 - Your life is a fake, ass-fucked, life or a facadomy.

facadomy by Norm U. T July 2, 2006

facadomized

The state of a house that has been aesthetically mangled during a cheap renovation. Usually involves the loss of much original detail and the use of inappropriately small windows.

That big blue house on the corner really got facadomized in when they were trying to flip it. That tiny window on the front is probably why it still hasn't sold.

facadomized by john em March 14, 2009

Facadomer 

A person who isn't what they portray

The facadomer told great stories about things that never happened

Facadomer by Theodore Bone June 12, 2018

Façademy

(Noun)
The administrative act of mandating inspection and repair work on the façades of residential and commercial buildings far too frequently, for far longer, and at a much greater cost than necessary.

(Adjective / Verb)
The state of experiencing prolonged structural disturbances, loss of natural light, and constant construction noise as a tenant trapped inside a building undergoing prolonged façade work.

(Noun)
The city council is pushing through another round of local law inspections. Our building has been covered in scaffolding for three years thanks to their endless façademy.

(Adjective / Verb)
I haven't been able to open my blinds or see daylight for two years. I am completely façademized.

Façademy by Core Convictions September 25, 2026