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To be promised something amazing and be horribly let down. Originated from the game Fable, which was hyped up by it's creator Peter Molyneux, but didn't deliver on several things.
Guy 1 : "Yeah, he said that the car was gonna have everything... it doesn't even have a steering wheel."
Guy 2 : "Aw, man, you got fabled."
Fabled by Capn Andy November 26, 2004
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The Fabled NyQuil

“Used specifically for putting a person to rest permanently or temporarily, the choice is in the user’s hands of this fabled technique. People that use this technique suffer severe or fatal injuries after if their bodies cannot handle it’s immense power.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the “Fabled NyQuil” and knocked him into the sun.
Person 2: Poor Andrew, I bet he’s probably waiting in line at the Heaven Gates.
The Fabled NyQuil is a technique of which is forbidden in some places due to it’s destructive nature to those who wield it and those who are attacked by it.
The Fabled NyQuil by Junohh January 3, 2021

The fabled obelisk 

Tad's massive (Dick , cock ,penis, etc..)
The fabled obelisk by John Dobson November 14, 2007

The Fabled NyQuil

“Used specifically for putting a bitch to rest permanently or temporarily, the choice is in the user’s hands of this fabled technique.”
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the Fabled NyQuil.
The Fabled NyQuil by Junohh January 3, 2021

Failed Abortion 

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion
Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.
Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
Facebook Fable by Bjarke January 16, 2008

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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