A kindhearted girl who will do great things in life. Funny and wholesome, she makes for a great friend. Hanging out with an Eylee is always a blast even though sometimes she will show you up with her unmatched intelligence. Eylees are rare so if you come across one, be sure to keep her.

That Eylee is just so damn smart

by thebear8989 August 19, 2018

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EYL

Acronym for “End Your Life”, similar to “Kill Yourself” that of another phrase you may have heard of.

Person A on Public Account: This thing is alright, I’m okay with it’s existence.

Person B on Private Account quoting Person A: You fucking suck, EYL.

by disturb June 11, 2024

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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

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