This is mainly directed more towards girls, but boys may be included in this act of being violated too, especially when they're wearing skinny jeans and have flippy hair and are surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls.
Girl 1: Whoa, that creepy old man totally just violated me with his eyes!
Girl 2: He eyevolated you.
Boy 1: Help, bro, I am surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls!
Boy 2: We better get out of here before they all eyevolate us and scar us for life!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.