This is mainly directed more towards girls, but boys may be included in this act of being violated too, especially when they're wearing skinny jeans and have flippy hair and are surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls.
Girl 1: Whoa, that creepy old man totally just violated me with his eyes!
Girl 2: He eyevolated you.
Boy 1: Help, bro, I am surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls!
Boy 2: We better get out of here before they all eyevolate us and scar us for life!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.