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Eyevolate 

When someone violates you with their eyes.

This is mainly directed more towards girls, but boys may be included in this act of being violated too, especially when they're wearing skinny jeans and have flippy hair and are surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls.
Girl 1: Whoa, that creepy old man totally just violated me with his eyes!
Girl 2: He eyevolated you.

Boy 1: Help, bro, I am surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls!
Boy 2: We better get out of here before they all eyevolate us and scar us for life!
Eyevolate by Kholee January 25, 2009
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eyeolate 

Eyeolate - To stare excessively at someone until it is uncomfortable, either for that person or those around you.
Sean eyeolates every girl that walks by.
eyeolate by Worst.CoWorker.Ever. January 6, 2014
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Eyeolating 

When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.
Friend: Could anyone notice me checking out that dime that walked by?

Me: Dude, you could go to jail, that's how hard you were eyeolating her.
Eyeolating by Kungfuflanda February 21, 2013
Word of the Day on February 24, 2013

EyeFloater 

The little things in your eyes that you see every now and then that seem to float away when you look at it
I always seem to get a eyefloater that i cant quite stare down

it was talked about in family 2 different times
EyeFloater by chris deleon July 28, 2010
The act of standing/sitting in such a strenuous and uncomfortable position that any sudden movement results in extreme pain.
The bar elevelated, the ride started...and then I realized tip-toes was a bad idea...
elevelate by --yup February 28, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026