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eye spasm 

when a person gets way too involved or addicted to facebook chat or any other form of instant messaging and use the winking face, ;) , but start to actually do the action when you send the message. this means when you send a winking face, ;) , on chat you automatically start to uncontrollably wink!
Hannah: heyy, you looked rly hot today;)
*has eye spasm* (starts to wink uncontrollably)

Felix: ahaa thanks bbz<3 xx
eye spasm by mousey1306 January 18, 2012
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eye spasm 

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice
it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped
eye spasm by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009
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eye spam 

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.
Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?
eye spam by Donna S March 27, 2008

Eye Spasmitizim 

If you can move your eyes back and forth at very high speed.
My friend jaxson can do an Eye Spasmitizim!
Eye Spasmitizim by Jackxson October 14, 2019

spam eye 

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam
Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us
spam eye by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026