I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.
An edge-of-your-seat entertaining occurrence whereby you spot your no-longer-significant-other at a certain locale.
My former boyfriend had broken it off merely because I didn't wanna join him as a vegetarian, but then I saw him dining with several other guys at Sergius's Sumptuous Steaks and Seafood --- talk about exsighting! What a lying hypocrite --- I guess that HE HIMSELF can't resist the allure of a good pot-roast or a side-dish of crunchybacon-strips sometimes!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"