YOOOOUUUU!!!

Inspired by the inexplicable Soulja Boy hit, Crank Dat. Occurs after a burn, often yelled out by a third party. Directed at the person who dissed as props for a sweet burn. May be exaggerated or diminished depending on how insulted the person is.

Alex: Hey man...why are you wearing a red hat?
Mark: I dunno, it's cool?

(Brian enters room)

Brian: Fred Durst? Is that you?
Alex: aw YOOOOUUUU!!!
Mark: ...fuck you guys *takes off red hat*

by cliffdogg February 18, 2008

texting it in

If phoning it in means doing something without giving a shit, texting it in takes not caring about something to new heights.

Nate: Wow. Barsin took a 3-hour lunch and has been playing mini-putt on the Internet since he got back. What's he thinking?
Brian: Yeah dawg, he's been texting it in for the last 3 months.

by cliffdogg August 17, 2010

awesmom

an awesome mom

Brian: Dude, didn't Dave's mom catch you guys smoking weed last nite?
Ben: Yeah she did, but instead of being mad she finished the joint with us!
Brian: Wow. What an awesmom!

by cliffdogg March 23, 2010

go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 28, 2010

essighing

The arduous process of writing an essay, and its tendency to make the writer want to kill themselves...hence the *sigh*

Friend 1: "Hey, want to try heroin tonight?"
Friend 2: "Can't man, I'm essighing all night"
Friend 1: "That sucks. Oh well, more heroin for me!"

by cliffdogg October 20, 2009

hi(gh)

An AIM greeting, in which someone who is completely baked initiates a conversation.

Jason: hi(gh)
Marshall: nice, who did you smoke with?
Jason: your mom and dad
Marshall: weird

by cliffdogg August 15, 2008

scentimental

When a certain smell gives you feelings of transcendence. I.e. nostalgia for a time long passed triggered by smell.

Ben: Whoa. This wet pumpkin smells like the mushrooms we took camping last summer! I am getting scentimental over here!

Brian: Something smells like shi-

Dave: ...like my hockey bag from when I was a kid!
Brian: Look at you, being all scentimental!

by cliffdogg October 26, 2011