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explosive diaheria 

A shot gun like explotion of anal juice/fluid coming out at high speeds straight to the wall and your pants. Also your mother will kick your ass for doing this.
Shazam look he flew out of the toilet like he just had explosive diaheria and it went threw my pants and my face and my wall and your mom and your dad and posibly that retard down the street.

explosive diaheria 

1. Unpredictable bowel movement usually accompanied by fierce groans.

--Almost always leaves your toilet in a state of no return.

--You will find yourself bracing your body against anything possible to put up a fight.

2. Eerie fluid that explodes out of your anus as if propelled by small amounts of C4. After effects include watery eyes and sighs of relief. Odors linger for hours.
When you have to poop so bad you can't even run to the toilet in fear of blowing out your britches. (It is recommended to take slow, small steps in precaution of explosive diaheria.)

When you finally get to the toilet, you may hesitate for a few seconds in fear of the explosive diaheria.

-Our bathroom will never be the same because of your repulsive, explosive diaheria. Fu*k, it smells like butt in here.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008