A shot gun like explotion of anal juice/fluid coming out at high speeds straight to the wall and your pants. Also your mother will kick your ass for doing this.
Shazam look he flew out of the toilet like he just had explosive diaheria and it went threw my pants and my face and my wall and your mom and your dad and posibly that retard down the street.
1. Unpredictable bowel movement usually accompanied by fierce groans.
--Almost always leaves your toilet in a state of no return.
--You will find yourself bracing your body against anything possible to put up a fight.
2. Eerie fluid that explodes out of your anus as if propelled by small amounts of C4. After effects include watery eyes and sighs of relief. Odors linger for hours.
When you have to poop so bad you can't even run to the toilet in fear of blowing out your britches. (It is recommended to take slow, small steps in precaution of explosive diaheria.)
When you finally get to the toilet, you may hesitate for a few seconds in fear of the explosive diaheria.
-Our bathroom will never be the same because of your repulsive, explosive diaheria. Fu*k, it smells like butt in here.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.