exovulation
When you're horny but specifically for your ex and no one else. That feeling when you feel like you need to sleep with someone but not just anyone it needs to be your ex
exovulation by mystikspiralx September 23, 2025
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Premature eloculation
Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008
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Premature ejokulation
david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.
dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
Premature ejokulation by spencedog April 11, 2009
Premature Ejavulation
To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.
"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095
Premature Ejavulation by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011
Premature Ejobulation
Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.
When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.
Premature Ejobulation by AJA1 November 24, 2011
Premature Ejokulation
Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010
Exohumation
The conversational process of exhausting every possible humorous remark pertaining to a certain occurrence or idea.
Josh B-ford is indubitably an exohumator! One may even say his exemplary exohumation is to the extent of annoyance.
Exohumation by Thom E. June 29, 2008
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