— Exobophobia (n.): The
fear of the incomprehensible, the infinite, and/or the unimaginable; an unsettling dread of what lies
outside the
mind’s capacity to grasp; phenomena that defy reason, perception, or natural law, often evoking terror, paralysis, or the inexplicable sense of being watched.
Guy 1: “Man, are you feeling what I’m feeling right now?”
Guy 2: “The need to take a shit, maybe?”
Guy 1: “No!, Well, yeah, but—
dude, come on! It’s that
weird thing.”
Guy 2: “
Weird thing..? Oh! Your exobophobia’s acting up?”
Guy 1: “You make it sound like a disease.”
Guy 2: “I know man. Sorry.”