Exobophobia
— Exobophobia (n.): The fear of the incomprehensible, the infinite, and/or the unimaginable; an unsettling dread of what lies outside the mind’s capacity to grasp; phenomena that defy reason, perception, or natural law, often evoking terror, paralysis, or the inexplicable sense of being watched.
Guy 1: “Man, are you feeling what I’m feeling right now?”
Guy 2: “The need to take a shit, maybe?”
Guy 1: “No!, Well, yeah, but— dude, come on! It’s that weird thing.”
Guy 2: “Weird thing..? Oh! Your exobophobia’s acting up?”
Guy 1: “You make it sound like a disease.”
Guy 2: “I know man. Sorry.”
Guy 2: “The need to take a shit, maybe?”
Guy 1: “No!, Well, yeah, but— dude, come on! It’s that weird thing.”
Guy 2: “Weird thing..? Oh! Your exobophobia’s acting up?”
Guy 1: “You make it sound like a disease.”
Guy 2: “I know man. Sorry.”
Exobophobia by Daaemon_ March 11, 2026
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