exaiver

Is the ugliest guy in the world and has a small wang and gay has brown skin

hhhh exaiver so dumb.

by JJFISH10 May 18, 2017

Exiversary

a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.

Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!

by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009

Exavier

The name of the African American who dominates all epicness in the universe, hiding his amazingness in a guise of a pastifitic man anti-sterotype black man. All those lucky enough to bare this name will dominate all those who's name start with I. Not to mention get all the ladies. Not to be confused with Xavier

Exavier: Hey Isaac give me your lunch money.

Isaac: I'm Isaac and I don't care what...Damn your name is Exavier forgot you own me.

by Exman May 4, 2011

Kardashev Type 14.0 Exaversal Civilizations

An Exaversal civilization has ascended beyond the dichotomy of existence and non-existence. Its domain, the "Exaverse," encompasses all that is, all that is not, and all states in between (potential, impossible, imaginary). This civilization can manipulate paradoxical and impossible objects (like squared circles or stable universes where 2+2=5) by existing in a state that reconciles logical contradictions. Its power source is the ontological tension between being and nothingness.

Kardashev Type 14.0 Exaversal Civilizations *Example: The Living Tribunal of Marvel Comics, which judges entire multiverses, operates at a high level, but a Type 14.0 civilization would be the Courtroom, Law, and Judge for all possible Tribunals across all states of being and non-being. It could decree that a certain paradox shall exist simply because its nature allows it to hold mutually exclusive truths as valid.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026