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earlingus fungus 

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead
I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!
earlingus by earlingus October 15, 2012

Exolinguaphile 

Somebody who loves languages they are foreign to.

exo (outside) + lingua (language) + phile (love)
I must be an exolinguaphile because everything I don't understand sounds so exotic to me.