evidents

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.

If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

selfie-evident

When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.

I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.

by urbanlino March 13, 2015

Evidentinet

Using randomly gathered information from the internet to prove your point. Nearly every argument can be confirmed through the use of internet-based unverified information simply by sifting through enough searches until someone else's posted theory and statistics confirm and support your position on the matter.

Bob - I heard that the earth is collapsing at the poles and expanding at the equator. We are heading toward a flat earth over the next million years.

Jim - Did someone spike your gogurt ? You sound like a complete idiot.

Bob - I'm not kidding. There are several credible sources on the internet that prove me right. You have to know how to provide the correct evidentinet when trying to refute my science.

by JKRJKR August 18, 2016

Evident

Evident is a hive YouTuber/streamer, best known for his rather bad traps and excessive screaming and overreactions.

He got famous on hive by trapping people better at pvp then him and posting it on YouTube.

Friend 1: Bro did you watch evidents new video

Friend 2: no evidents bad pleb

by Rusian February 23, 2021

Evidently

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.

Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.

by MrFly August 28, 2016

evidense

Glaringly-obvious proof that is so easy to observe that even a clueless "thickhead" should be able to notice it.

In Edgar Allen Poe's "The Purloined Letter", Monsieur Dupin is able to locate the stolen missive quite easily in the Minister's study, even though the Prefect and his men had twice minutely searched said room, yet never noticed said evidense that was right out in plain view.

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained

man: Whats 2 + 2?
other man: Well that's self-evident.

by Danwel February 7, 2018