An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.
Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*
Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.
When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.
I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.
Using randomly gathered information from the internet to prove your point. Nearly every argument can be confirmed through the use of internet-based unverified information simply by sifting through enough searches until someone else's posted theory and statistics confirm and support your position on the matter.
Bob - I heard that the earth is collapsing at the poles and expanding at the equator. We are heading toward a flat earth over the next million years.
Jim - Did someone spike your gogurt ? You sound like a complete idiot.
Bob - I'm not kidding. There are several credible sources on the internet that prove me right. You have to know how to provide the correct evidentinet when trying to refute my science.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.