Eyebridgeye is literally a person whose eyes are too close together. Eye, bridge (of the nose), eye. If said in an Irish or Scottish tone, it gives the feeling of more gusto and authenticity.
The heart of Surrey, if you go here 9 times out of 10 your met by 10 boys with greasy slicked back hair thinking they’re on a madness but really they’re just inbred cunts. Keep you’re car and dogs safe ;) . Apart from that in Edenbridge it’s just full of Inbred Pykeys.