Eyebridgeye is literally a person whose eyes are too close together. Eye, bridge (of the nose), eye. If said in an Irish or Scottish tone, it gives the feeling of more gusto and authenticity.
The heart of Surrey, if you go here 9 times out of 10 your met by 10 boys with greasy slicked back hair thinking they’re on a madness but really they’re just inbred cunts. Keep you’re car and dogs safe ;) . Apart from that in Edenbridge it’s just full of Inbred Pykeys.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'