evansing 

Taking a massively angry dump on some random person's chest who happens to upset you while you are out spending time with your friends

i went out with my friends and got yelled at by a random woman who i ended up evansing on

evansing by The crazy randomer February 26, 2015

Evaning 

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning

Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”

Evaning by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018

Evaning 

To do the things that are similar to what Evan does. To full embrace Evan and his lifestyle.

Doug: "Are you evaning right now Evan?"
Evan: "Shut the fuck up doug."

Evaning by kabfghlkabfglhkagbl June 15, 2016

Evaning 

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.

Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!

Evaning by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020

ekansing 

a mispronounciation of icansing

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ekansing by co5oo May 30, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022