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A dumb stupid bitch who is always sad and alone
Why does he always have to act like a evad?
evad by anonymous November 27, 2020
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ban evade 

Using an alternate account/changing your IP address to simply, play/do whatever you did before.
Person 1: haha i hack in block game
Admin: *bans account*
Person 1: i'll just use a different account
Person 1: *hacking on another account*
Admin: *IP bans person 1*
Person 1: *uses a VPN to ban evade once again..*
Person 1: *hacks once again*
Admin: *insert disappointment here*
ban evade by hazame4 September 19, 2021
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Tax evader

Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes?

Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader
Tax evader by Obama_is_senpai September 7, 2020
A state of mind caused by an enormouse amount of alochol. Indicated by the inability to speak and walk. High chances of getting dry humped and goes around declaring that everyone is their best-friend. Results in hangover, memory loss and shame.
Bitch!, you got so Eva'd last night during after grad.
Eva'd by YKelvin December 11, 2012
An Evane is a very beautiful girl that has the most prettiest smile and chocolate skin. if you every met an Evande you better watch out because they can be pretty crazy once you get to know them. but at the end of the day they are the best people to be around.
today Evadne and I went to the mall to get new cloth and to see some hot guys.
evadne by Aliyahlast February 23, 2021

side bitch evade

The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.
"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"
side bitch evade by MostHatedMamba December 17, 2013

Work Evader 

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.
Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !
Work Evader by Mystical creature October 9, 2019
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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