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A small town that sits along the Neches River in East Texas. No one in the town has an education higher than the 4th grade and pursues careers as laborers and helpers in the setx refineries, drug dealers and career criminals. Some claim this small town is Gods country but in reality the place is the shithole of Texas. It consists of nothing but a nasty paper mill, pine trees, incest and meth.
Where is the worst place to live?

Oh that’s easy, it’s Evadale, Texas
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