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european school 

1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the government and offering more often than not a decent education.

2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.
1.

Someone: Oh look this school offers a fine education in Europe, what a classic european school.
2.

Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"
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European Azerbaijan School 

A school where you are expected to wear unprovided uniforms and get punished if you don't do so. A school where you are suspended because of sitting and get expelled for fighting.
The European Azerbaijan School suspended 13 students for watching intruding fighting people.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026