euphorbic

Displaying or possessing a crude, disgusting character or personality that can only thrive in the cracks of society. Named after euphoriae weeds that grow in driveway cracks.

There are not many redeemable qualities of the euphorbic users of facebook.

euphorbic by ninjaneere November 2, 2020

Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance

Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Euphoric Fedorafag by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017

Euphoric

Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

Euphoric by zerk1337 April 16, 2013

euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."

euphoric by apatheus November 11, 2013

euphorian 

A high conscious person who will always be happy.

That person is a euphorian.

euphorian by The Shaman April 2, 2015

Euphoria 

Euphoria is an intense feeling of happiness like cloud 9,but also BTS' new theme

Girl : I'm feeling so happy right now that i could explode
Man: That's Euphoria

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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*

Euphoria by Yoominstan May 31, 2018

pork euphoria 

the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.

after doing sex, i lit a smoke and basked in my stinking pork euphoria.

pork euphoria by like you want November 8, 2009