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Eumene is a guy who plays soccer and has random music taste. He plays minecraft & fortnite all day but somehow is still an academic weapon.
Person 1: “Eumene is such a random guy.”
Person 2: “Yeah, he listens to shawn mendes
eumene by watermelonstastebad July 16, 2023
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Eugene Backpack 

Noun:
A carrying book bag of any sort or size, preferably something large enough to carry a fire arm in.
"Eugene was reaching into his backpack when in the classroom and all was silent..."

"The police investigated a eugene backpack, only to find zipties, a fedora, and a loaded nine milimeter handgun."
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Code Eugene 

Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.
Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."

*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*
Code Eugene by HedgesLikesToFap June 10, 2016

Code Eugene 

A Warning for others that there is a Eugene on the prowl. Often times can be in schools where the Eugene is going to be a school shooter.
Noah:Hey alert Code Eugene, that guy is reaching into his backpack
Code Eugene by KlayThompson2k17 June 29, 2016

Code Eugene 

When a Eugene gets fed up and gets tired of being bullied, he brings his "new backpack" to school. However, this is just an excuse to bring a bigger bag for all his guns. Eugene will then begin shooting up the school.
-what are those loud noises?
-Oh shit its a CODE EUGENE! Run!
Code Eugene by Eugene's backpack January 22, 2019
Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but with a pocket pussy. Two men put their hands together in the air as high as possible and fuck 1 pocket pussy.
“Me and Martin couldn’t find any women, so we Eugene Gu’d my pocket pussy Maria”
Eugene Gu by Hgfuckcraft November 13, 2020

Eugene Bear 

Most bad-assed bear in existence.
Eugene Bear just mauled his ass.
Eugene Bear by John "WTF" Mittle November 2, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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