The only thing more plastic than the seats are the fans in the etihad stadium. Home to the smallest club in the premier league the etihad has less atmosphere than a over 70’s bingo night. Not to mention the countless round of 16 and quarter final exists this stadium has seen. Pep fraudiola continues to deliver no hope for a
champions league trophy and constantly is terrorised by the thought of martial putting a half volley past the Brazilian b tec neuer in the
Manchester derby. This stadium is also commonly known as the emptyhad.