National Ethan Williams day is a day we celebrate the birth of our second child of god Ethan Williams the day is November 25th. In this day we normally shower Ethan in gifts and ravioli because that shits fire, we celebrate Ethan Williams because he is one of the smartest, funniest,
big dickest and must attractive
man Of our generation. And he also heir to the thrown of
England and Ethiopia (his own country) here’s a quote from this fine young
man “ if it flys it’s floats” many great philosopher talk about Ethan Williams and how he single handily took down all of the
nazi and became a hero of the
Jews. So each year grab your ravioli and money and give it all to Ethan Williams have a wonderful national Ethan Williams day