esslemont

A fat stinky virgin who tries to put on a deep voice but in reality hes a squeaky weirdo who is insecure as fuck AF. There is also a higher chance a person with this name could be gay

“Wow that is like a esslemont
Insecure and most likely fat

by MaDman46 December 14, 2018

Esslemont

Alcoholic prick that has a monumental drinking problem

He was out last night, he is such a esslemont

by Definitely not joe September 26, 2019