eselephus

eselephus= shaven legs, fresh sheets = the best feeling in the world

ALSO the name of a sexy band

*whats your favourite feeling?*

- you know when you have freshly shaven legs and clean sheets??!-

*dont you mean Eselephus? cos i love that feeling! also it’s the name of my favourite band sooooo,,,*

eselephus by cheesetoasties69 October 16, 2018

eselephus

means: shaven legs, fresh sheets = the best feeling in the world

name of band - eselephus - they aim to make music that gives everyone that good good feeling.

~what’s your favourite feeling?

:you know when you shave your legs and have clean sheets and it feel so good!?

~don’t you mean ESELEPHUS, cos that’s just the BEST feeling , also the name of my favourite band so , ugh what a good word ;)

eselephus by cheesetoasties69 October 16, 2018

Elephus Maximus 

Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die

Elephus Maximus by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018