escasoonor

A faster-than-usual moving-steps device dat gets you to da other floor earlier than you'd expect.

An escaSOONOR may indeed speed up yer mall-shopping process, but said "quicker picker-upper" has a higher potential for accidents than a more-turtle-paced escaLATOR.

escasoonor by QuacksO March 10, 2026

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

Luke Escagooner by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025