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Fine man whom isn't weak.he overcomes life's work to be able too go home each and every day to the lady he picks.he lives in the love she holds.he gots more heart for his love ones.he don't say much smart mind if you where to see him you know that was a woundful friend man that would try to help you.
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R. Lee Ermey 

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
R. Lee Ermey by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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R. Lee Ermey 

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
R. Lee Ermey by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010

ereyesterday 

Ereyesterday, We went to the beach for sun tan.
ereyesterday by PXX September 30, 2009
The single most beautiful, sexy, intelligent and perfect girl on the actual planet earth!!!....it is said every 1 billion years god creates a perfect woman. This is her.
Evey by eveylovesbrennan January 29, 2010

R. Lee Ermey 

He was a real Drill Sargent in the Marines. That is how he played the part so well. Imagine how he treated the little pukes in the real world. Oh the things that he didnt show in the movie. Sucks to be them. Full Metal Jacket, best movie of all time!
R. Lee Ermey is a real life bad ass
R. Lee Ermey by elunchmeat August 14, 2006

Ereyesterday 

Ever wanted to say what the day before yesterday was? Well now you can! Ereyesterday is your word.
Person 1: "Hey, didn't I see you ereyesterday at the store?"
Person 2: "Wait, what?"
Ereyesterday by Vexacon June 16, 2021