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erqew by drckigrftzenTobi October 23, 2018
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Erpewijk
Erpewijk is a last name strategy you could use if you and your partner wants to make up a new last name by combining the ones that you already have. The two persons who made this up's last names where Eriksson and Persson, so they took the two first letters of their last names and then they added Wijk.
"Are you and your husband doing a erpewijk when you get married?"
"Maybe, my last name is Lopez and my husband's is Anderson so our erpewijk would be Anlowijk."
"Love it!"
"Maybe, my last name is Lopez and my husband's is Anderson so our erpewijk would be Anlowijk."
"Love it!"
Erpewijk by Leo Erpewijk February 23, 2021
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Erewhon
Erewhon is a Los Angeles based, organic grocery store that caters to health conscious, fit, and beautiful individuals. They offer a wide variety of salubrious, well-curated goods that are carefully selected to appeal to influencers and coastal elite types. A food boutique if you will.
At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.
At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.
Erewhon Shopper 1: Should I get the $30 Buffalo Cauliflower or the $50 Organic Coconut Turmeric Chicken Tenders?
Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.
Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.
Erewhon by traitorjoes August 23, 2022
Erewhon
A grocery store chain in Los Angeles where the most insufferable people go to spend $1000 on produce. A cult of sorts
Person 1: Wanna come with me to get a smoothie from Erewhon?
Person 2: For $20? Fuck that I’m going to Jamba Juice
Person 2: For $20? Fuck that I’m going to Jamba Juice
Erewhon by rollerchloster May 7, 2023
erewash smoothie
an ilkeston speciality: feaces, urine and cum is all placed into a blender with milk and breadcrumbs and given to girls after giving them anal.
dan and neil spitroasted harriet last night and gave that skanky ho an erewash smoothie she loved it!
erewash smoothie by dan85 March 9, 2008
erlewein
erlewein by KittyGamer2121 December 20, 2017
Ereway
Ereway(Air-way): Another word for a black person. It is a new, incognito way to comment on another persons race if their skin is black or very dark in color. Ereways can be seen in large groups. Most smoke large amount of shitty weed and listen to hip hop. Sometimes, they are not the smartest folks.
Ereway by crew92fluEzy August 27, 2009