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The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.
My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.
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erlam eram erkam erland Ellamay erlan eelam ellamae erlack elam
A very handsome man! Erlando is a great friend to have! He would give you the shirt off his back. If you date an Erlando you have found yourself a keeper!
He is sweet and caring, he is Erlando!
Erlando by Vball13 October 20, 2014
A nice, cute and pretty girl. She will move mountains to make her loved ones happy. A strong independent girl, she will do everything to get things done how she wants to. She gets so funny sometimes, it leaves u laughing in the floor. She is hot too and smart. Lots of guys want her but she already has a crush on sb. Erla is a whole package !
-My best friend just threw the best birthday surprise I have ever experienced !
- I bet she's an Erla !

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-I have a crush on Erla but she always blows me off with these amazing sarcastic answers!
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-Baside that she ia so perfect...she is always hungry ! ALWAYS !
Erla by MoonChild May 6, 2015

non sum qualis eram 

Latin, means "I am not what I once was" signifying the speaker has changed in some way.
I have grown as a person, non sum qualis eram
non sum qualis eram by AmericanViking September 27, 2013

elamorous 

When your idiot Roomate thinks the G in the song first class by Jack Harlow is an E.
I need to switch rooms because my Roomate is too elamorous.
elamorous by Jace man May 10, 2022
1. A exceedingly rare breed of musician, known to play the Euphonium. 2. Very elusive, the Ellam can only be coaxed out of hiding by fiddle and it's mating call, "Smell'am, Ellam". 3. Known to hide in cave dwellings and basements, an Ellam is a breeder and will multiply if an infestation is left alone.
Yea, it's official, you have Ellam's, let me just see how bad it is... Oh yea it's bad the Ellam's have started to harmonize.
Ellam by CrazyItalian October 18, 2010