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also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.
coach, " ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters."
rowers, "FML"
Ergometer by a rower May 17, 2009
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rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training
Coach: Alright guys lets get on the ergometers!
Crew: .........Damn
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ergomaniac 

Someone obsessed with finding the placement of items in their immediate surroundings to obtain the maximum comfort and convenience.
Most men are ergomaniacs during March Madness - the couch is used for reclining, and the table has to make the perfect footrest. While reclining, they must be able to reach 5 types of snacks, 2 types of food, 3 desserts, and 3 electronic remotes. At the same time.
ergomaniac by zurielseven May 15, 2008

Ergomuffs 

When your ego prevents you to listen.
'George rejected all of Tom's ideas because he had his ergomuffs on'
Ergomuffs by Scrumble pants April 22, 2009
A homestuck ship consisting of a depressed incel and a gay homicidal clown stoner.
"Did you see those two?"
"Yeah the totally have an erigam dynamic!"