A character from the T.V sitcom, That 70's Show. Definitely the main character, if there are any. Starts off as a 16-year-old. Most scenes are in his basement. He has two opposite parents, Red Forman and Kitty Forman. Somewhat wimpy, nerdy and small, but very sarcastic and funny. Played by Topher Grace, who you may know from Spiderman 3.
1) Ruining your career by glorifying sports injuries; 2) someone who felches goats for a living; 3) male model for the goatse website; 4) connoisseur of lemon parties
I really wanted to ruin everything in my life, so I decided to go do an "EricFrancis". Partied hard and became a major a-hole. Now I like to spend my time raising goats and being an Eric Francis