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equally yoked 

Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"
"He was a great guy, moral, upstanding, gentlemanly... but we just weren't equally yoked."
equally yoked by lexicontraband November 3, 2011

Un-equally Yoked 

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
Un-equally Yoked by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023

EQUALLYOKED

Equallyoked refers to a couple who are of the same color/race/ethnicity bonding and joining together in a lifetime relationship built on their falling in love, their faith, good sex, and having fun. ...It refers to a couple of the 'same' or 'very similar' "civil identities" marrying and starting a family to have children with the same skin color/race/ethnic family history.
They are an equallyoked couple-their baby will have blue eyes, blonde hair, and visit their great-grandparents in scandinavia for the summers.
EQUALLYOKED by IJohn4v8 September 6, 2016

Equallyokedtarian 

An equallyokedtarian is a person who couples up and bonds with another of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status.
An example of an equallyokedtarian would be; two divorcees about the same age, without children, date and marry one another-each of them as a couple are white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancesters are from quite close ares of Europe.
Equallyokedtarian by ijohn4v8 April 11, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026