equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

equally yoked

Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"

"He was a great guy, moral, upstanding, gentlemanly... but we just weren't equally yoked."

by lexicontraband November 3, 2011

Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.

Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.

by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023

EQUALLYOKED

Equallyoked refers to a couple who are of the same color/race/ethnicity bonding and joining together in a lifetime relationship built on their falling in love, their faith, good sex, and having fun. ...It refers to a couple of the 'same' or 'very similar' "civil identities" marrying and starting a family to have children with the same skin color/race/ethnic family history.

They are an equallyoked couple-their baby will have blue eyes, blonde hair, and visit their great-grandparents in scandinavia for the summers.

by IJohn4v8 September 6, 2016

Equallyokedtarian

An equallyokedtarian is a person who couples up and bonds with another of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status.

An example of an equallyokedtarian would be; two divorcees about the same age, without children, date and marry one another-each of them as a couple are white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancesters are from quite close ares of Europe.

by ijohn4v8 April 11, 2012