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foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
1. 'So I was in the sports shop just testing the speed and incline limits on the treadmills, when I heard, "Harro" that came from a short, visually impaired, smooth skinned, baby faced man as he emerged from the table tennis isle. Next, he said something that I will just never forget. He was like, "Ching chong, ch ch ching nee how cow sup". And we just stared at eachother for what felt like the longest of moments. And then I remembered that I had taken a few extra complementary chopsticks when I had sushi for lunch earlier. So I broke away from the stare and offered him a pair of chopsticks from my handbag. I bowed to him and he did a single wax off, and we turned and went our separate ways.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
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