Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.

1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

Enchantment Table by plsapproveme June 15, 2020

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Tim the Enchanter

An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.

He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.

"Some call me.... Tim?" - Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.

"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.

enchanted unicorn by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011

Enchantment 

A upgrade that can be put on anything a enchantment can make you feel something that you haven’t felt before. Also used to enchant Minecraft tools.

Mike: Yo bro! I feel like I just got a enchantment on my netherite pick!
Jason: Alr bro good for you i guess

Enchantment by Reversed March 30, 2022

Enchanted

To be completely spellbound and captivated by a girl, realizing she reaches levels deeper than you thought were there.

To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.

He has known her for a relatively short time, although his esteem for her is limitless; he is enchanted by her.

Enchanted by Silvertonguedwordsmith September 13, 2017

enchanting table 

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft

John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot

enchanting table by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020