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The wrong way to spell inept. Mostly spelt by fucking retards.


Boy1:Dude that chick is so enapt!
Boy2:Shes not the stupid mother fucker, you are...en-apt??
boy1:Yea enapt, you know stupid dumb foolish skill-less...
boy2:Dude...its in-ept....
boy1:Fuck...that was embarrassing.
Enapt by 1337gangster January 16, 2009
I was ridin' wit my crue when we pulled up behind a bus. they wudnt move so i go up to the driver and found out its one of them enapt buses with the special people
enapt by rob zimmermann January 24, 2008
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Eraptuaf 

A long-necked mythological creature which exhibits rapist tendencies; generally hard to spot due to the fact that it wears mirrored sunglasses.
OMG what the hell is that???

I think it might be a giraffe.

That's cool it's wearing aviator glasses.

Awesome. It's coming this way.

HELP IT'S TRYING TO RAPE US!!!!!!!!!! ERAPTUAF SIGHTING HELP!!!
Eraptuaf by Estevan October 12, 2009

enraptured 

enraptured(adj): To delight beyond measure, to fill with delight.
I was so enraptured by that song that I was recommended. It is as if this song was made just for me and speaks only in my language that no one else seems to understand. This person that told me to listen to this song speaks it too and they know and understand everything I have ever been through, and speaking to me through this song that they will be here for me, forever. This song is them promising me that. I am so enraptured by this song, I am going to listen to it a couple times every day.
enraptured by unrequited lover April 23, 2014
The best food ever. Dough you can wrap anything in.
I love erapto. Rawbies just don't get it.
erapto by memedaddysucc November 6, 2017

Eraptoration 

An odd phenomenon that occurs after large snowstorms. If fish are in the proximity of melting snow, sometimes it will form together and a raptor will be born.
My yard just got a bad case of eraptoration. There are raptors everywhere now after the blizzard of 2010.
Eraptoration by Dinophilia maxima February 8, 2010

Enacta-boner 

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.
I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!
Enacta-boner by samwise102 December 1, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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