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Word with no apparent meaning except that it seems to have to do with nuking people.

Invented by a media hack after the US soft-peddled on North Korea while getting ready to invade Iraq. "It seems the doctrine of pre-emption only means pre-empting people who can't empt back". (To "pre-empt" means to act first).
Like, North Korea can nuke people so America daren't bomb them, which makes nonsense of the "Bush Doctrine" - however, since they can't nuke America and since Bush probably doesn't give a fuck if they nuke Japan, S Korea or China, this probably isn't true, it's just that N Korea don't have any oil or anything else Bush's corporate friends want.
empt by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004
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empt by empt follower October 27, 2020
a fat fuck who drinks until he passes out
Gross, hes such an empt
empt by gamerboyxxxx08 November 5, 2021

pre empt 

1. To do something before someone does something else (probably the thing that you are about to do to them) to you

2. To remove a television or other similar program from its regular airing temporarily.
1. The US decided to pre empt a strike on its soil by Iraq by striking them first.

2. The NFL has pre empted King of the Hill...again.
pre empt by dsaus April 17, 2007

empty nest syndrome 

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.
The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

This bitch empty, yeet 

Classic vine, when something is empty and you yeet it far away so it’s not your problem anymore
Person 1: “what do I do with this can?”
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*
This bitch empty, yeet by saywaa December 23, 2018

emptygesh 

A man who gives everything to a woman but in the end she will never love him back. This normally involves the man giving her gifts of money and talking to her to in order to make her feel better while at the same time they are disregarding their own well being. They most likely will end up alone and living with their mothers for their entire life.
My sister is entertaining an emptygesh. The man gave her everything, only to find out in the end he was nothing but an emptygesh. The emptygesh came along to perhaps find a new girl to garner his attention.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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