Emotional Wreck

The state of mind or conscience where all of your emotions are tangled into one big ball of mess. Usually occurring after the death of a loved one, a messy break up, loss of some thing with sentimental value, or even after a really, really shit day. Usual symptoms include feeling confused, with tangled ideas about who to be angry/sad at. Oh, and feeling the compulsion to write an urban dictionary definition of it.

Yeah, I've just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying my eyes out over him/her. I pretty much qualify as an emotional wreck...

Emotional Wreck by Talking Hex October 21, 2010

Emotional wreck

Every teenager during everything they will every do

"OH MY GOD JENNIFER MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??!"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"

Emotional wreck by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018

Emotional Wrectitude

After or during a relationship upheaval, the realization that one's judgement about said relationship might be incorrect or flawed. Usually results in a good deal of whining and bitching about said relationship.

I kinda feel bad about her Emotional Wrectitude, but she needs to get over that shit and move on. I mean, damn.

Emotional Wrectitude by dramamamastudio June 7, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004