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An emosode is an emotional breakdown ("emo" + "episode"). In other words, the time period when someone is overwhelmed by depressed feelings; the person having the emosode normally injures him/herself to find relief. An emosode normally lasts no more than a night.
Girl #1 Where did you go last night? I walked upstairs, came back down, and you were gone.
Girl #2 Oh, I was having an emosode. My feelings finally caught up with me, I guess.
Girl #1 Uh, oh. Well show me your arm. * :-O * You poor thing, tell me next time, so I can give you a hug.
emosode by what sarah says December 21, 2008

Emospeak 

The internet language of emo kids that think they're too good for you. Like.. they're smart and NOT pathetic.
HA.
you know what? you are quite the poseur. and you know it's basically true because I pretty much equal love. that's right you pathetic lifeless drone. fuck no, this isn't emospeak you loser. this is how i actually talk in real life. k? k.
RAWRR.

;; alexATTACK<3
Emospeak by Rachelle! April 30, 2007
a retarded child in special education that tries to be emo to fit in.
signs of the syndrome are:
1) cuts on wrist
2) wears black clothing
3) constantly wears clothing with my chemical romance on it or skulls or anything bloody or dark.
4) thinks they are a ninja
5) most of the time an EmoSped will have pretty damn bad ADD
beware, these people are clingy, desperate for attention, and in many cases bi curious.
if you see one of these i highly advise to steer clear and don't make direct eye contact, they will think you want to be friends with them.
EmoSpeds are ian, charlie, jordan, krazy kyle, or mexiguel.
EmoSped by blackblade May 29, 2007

emosophiewalten 

my fav mutual ever, always listens to me rant and plays rococks with me sometimes 😜😜
someone: omg have you seen emosophiewalten on tiktok?

someone else: no who tf is that sounds like a weirdo

someone: kys !! /j
emosophiewalten by bon🦕 January 14, 2022

emosophiewalten 

Emosophiewalten was found dead in Florida
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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