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emo wank 

To cry and wank at the same time.
You broke my heart you bitch! I'll be having an emo wank tonight.
emo wank by MrDaniel December 1, 2006
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emo wankers 

Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool
Man, Gay Trew, Homo McLean, fguscliffe and Orgy Anus are all emo wankers.
emo wankers by Burrett July 6, 2005

emo wankster 

A person who cuts themselves, listens to shatty music, and is a gangster wanabe.
Eliza's such an emo wankster...
emo wankster by THORNBERRY May 5, 2006

emo-nerd-wankster 

A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''

nerd: ='(

2 months pass

nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*

''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''

2 months later

nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.

''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
emo-nerd-wankster by You Is A Beezy September 23, 2008

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper 

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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