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emo wankster by THORNBERRY May 5, 2006
emo-nerd-wankster
A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''
nerd: ='(
2 months pass
nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*
''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''
2 months later
nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.
''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
nerd: ='(
2 months pass
nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*
''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''
2 months later
nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.
''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
emo-nerd-wankster by You Is A Beezy September 23, 2008
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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.