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emo baby

a small child dressed like an emo because their property-obsessed, zinfandel-drinking, Espace-driving, D+G hunting parents think it's cute, and besides, Bethany and Aloysius have brought their child the same miniature reproductions of the designer tat most depressing..ive teens buy, but at forty times the price.
'oh do tell me where little Ozymandis got the Gerard Way 'do'
'i had to have Al Opecia do it. a snip at £260'
'i'll send my little ones there too. he looks quite the emo baby!'
'you know Jocasta, they might even start cutting themselves!'
'YA! YA! *snort*'
by Max Biggins January 30, 2007
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Emo baby clay

An baby that is emo that has its head signed by all of its moms friends.
OMG is that emo baby clay he’s so emo.
by Emo baby clays mother February 19, 2022
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baby-emo

like a baby goth but emo instead of goth.

someone who doesn't get emo culture and just wants to be part of it cuz they think they're cool.

someone who falls in love with fall out boy and tries to copy them.
dude, im gonna become EMO! they get all the chicks!

dude i know this baby-emo girl. she's all "life is awesome and i love everything but im still gonna wear black-rimmed glasses and look shitty all the time."
by randomocity27 October 17, 2006
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Emo whine baby

An annoying pansy ass that tries to seek attention by complaining about life and every stupid little thing they can.not to be confused with goth. Goth would not give a rat's ass what you have to say or think. An emo whine baby would mope and cry wanting to off themselves while a goth would just kick them and laugh at their stupidity
"Stop being an emo whine baby life sucks who cares."
by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016
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emobaby

One who is easily subject to depressive behavior and will often experience symptoms of self-pity, crying and occasionally, acts of self-inducing pain. An emobaby does not necessarily have to be of punk nature (emos), but may follow the same ideologies.

Many emobabies cry in their pillows, and make feeble poems and notes on their xanga or facebook walls in attempt for pity remarks from their friends.
mary: what? you had sex with jessica last night?
joe: cmon mary, i was totally wasted last night and it was only for shits and lols
mary: thats it, we're over with!
joe: stop being an emobaby and suck on my wiener
by ua89 March 21, 2008
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Emobaby

Guy 1: I already told you an emobaby is a fucking beta emo nigger
Guy 2: shut up asswipe
by GigachadBlack69 April 17, 2022
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