emma hansen

A total bitch who lives for sex. She will do anything to be popular and win any boy even though it may be her best friends boy.

Emma Hansen is so weird

emma hansen by Trullalalalalalala December 28, 2017

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Emma Hanson

Emma is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and might never meet another like her. She always finds a way to make you smile and if you get close to her, you won’t be able to get her out of your mind. (If you’re a boy) If you screw things up and wait to be in a relationship with her, you might screw up her chances with her, unless she really cares. She really is beautiful and you are one of the luckiest people because you met her.

Girl 1: Damn, I wish I was Emma Hanson.
Girl 2: I know! Damn, she is the luckiest girl alive. She is so lucky to be so beautiful and I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Me too. Damn, I wish I was that beautiful.

Emma Hanson by wHaT aRe yOu DoIng sTEp BrO?! September 8, 2019

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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