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Emilism
This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.
OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!
Emilism by sock puppet voice susan May 11, 2011
Eminist
Eminist is someone who lives their life to the fullest, follows their principles and is not overwhelmed by others' opinion of them. At the same time Eminist respects other people's principles and lifestyle including those who think differently. Eminist is self-confident, full of energy and enjoys every single moment with a view of the future. Eminist's slogan is »The sky is the limit and I can make all my wishes and plans come true.« Because of these traits and their way of thinking, Eminist sticks out of the average, makes people laugh and impreses others with their naughty sarcasm. Being respectful and hearty, Eminist is always there to help people in need, not expecting anything in return. Eminist is a lighthouse spreading positive energy and teaching others how to transform a problem into a challenge or a new opportunity.
He is such an Eminist. He made me laugh, he provoked me a little bit, he made me feel I can do everything and change the world for the better.
Emilisa
Emilisa is a good friend of mine! she's a savage bitch and gives no fucks whatsoever. She makes sure people smiles and laugh all the time, just never piss her off. It never gets good, she sometimes gets distracted. But overall, she's a good person to hang with.
There is no Example for Emilisa.
Emilisa by soundwaves219 February 8, 2019
emissary from hell
The first lines spoken by Supaidaman when he confronts Amazoness and Professor Monster. The most badass introduction ever.
Amazoness: "Who are you?"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"
emissary from hell by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" September 27, 2023
emotional emissary
My emotional emissary went too hard and rough last night there is no way I can go on a bike ride with you.
emotional emissary by firmnoodle March 10, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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