Early morning glory. That wonderful feeling of waking in the morning, wiping the sleep from your eyes and staring down at the triumphant throbbing member that has risen with no regard for your state of conciousness. (In laymans terms, waking up with a boner.)
Ryan: Why's it taking you so long to get up?
Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.
Ryan: Nice
Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.
Ryan: Nice
by Rugby road massive88 January 20, 2009
by Aural B July 13, 2006
Emged is the greatest nigga you'll ever meet in 2k. this guy is just an animal. he'll fuck your bitch, eat your sandwich and beat you in 2k all at the same time
by Gavy the sav September 4, 2016
Use this when you are to lazy to actually change your speling mistakes. This will not work on school papers. emg.
by LazyPeopleWILLRULETHEWORLD June 11, 2010
1.an abrreviation for "Er my gosh" used to make fun of girls who say or use omg (oh my gosh) all the time
2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.
2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.
by Mad Prop April 6, 2005
"I briefed the Deputy Commanding Officer on the situation ,and all the little bitch did was pick on the size of my Powerpoint font. She can EMG: Eat My Gina
by Golf 2 August 29, 2009