Embalm 

Injecting chemicals into the bodies in your basement to keep them good for longer

"Hey bro you gotta embalm your ex-wife or shes gonna go bad"

Embalm by Bastard27 November 13, 2020

Embalm 

Injecting chemicals into the dead bodies in your basement to keep them good for longer

"Hey bro your ex-wife is gonna go bad if you don't embalm her"

Embalm by Bastard27 November 13, 2020

embalmed

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

embalmed by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009

Embalize 

A feeling of tranquility, happiness and peace. Like nothing in this world can put you down and you are on top of the world. Everything is way more emphasized and colors are vibrant and livelier then ever before. All you want to do if have fun and connect with people and be unified. Music is your best friend and things couldn’t be greater.

1. I want to go home and just Embalize for a while.
2. Who wants to feel Embalized?

3. Today feels so Embalizing.

Embalize by Embalize Bergmann October 9, 2012

embalmed

To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.

Ryan was embalmed in Limoncello on a recent trip to Naples.

embalmed by km133 July 19, 2012

Embalmed

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body

Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??

Embalmed by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Embalmer 

A Word used by a Baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed IN Baltimore.

"IM EMBALMER HON!"

Embalmer by skeetdrums March 22, 2012