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Let's throw on some ELP!
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
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the most technically proficient mc in modern day rap. the most innovative and masterful producer in modern rap. former head of company flow, founder of definitive jux records.
"my name is el-p, i produce and i rap too" --tuned mass damper
by solid_servo April 12, 2004
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An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a planet with a rocky surface with or without an inner molten core, and composed of silicate rocks. A solar system will have its terrestrial planets closest to it in orbit. These planets are, Earth-like.

ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."

Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."

Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."

Purp: "AUFK :o "
by James Kelly Williamson January 13, 2009
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The day following a holiday. The opposite of 'eve'.
Brian: What are you doing for Christmas Elp?
Shelby: Pigging out on leftovers, that's what. 'Elp me to some more, guv'nah!
by Auletris27 October 15, 2013
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"Elp", short for "help" is an unwritten right of passage in the age-old brocabulary.

Typically used by sending a one-word text or message, when a person wants their sibling to come to their bedroom, for something that may be important (even life or death) but in reality is usually just to waste 10 seconds of their time.

Best applied when said sibling is in the middle of something for maximum effect.

It's important to note that using "help" or "elp" is synonymous with the tale of the boy who cried wolf... If this technique is used too often it becomes ineffective.
by Lockhem August 21, 2018
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An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
He must be part of the elp. Thats the third penis he's eatedn today.
by jack randolph April 23, 2005
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