"Elp", short for "help" is an unwritten right of passage in the age-old brocabulary.
Typically used by sending a one-word text or message, when a person wants their sibling to come to their bedroom, for something that may be important (even life or death) but in reality is usually just to waste 10 seconds of their time.
Best applied when said sibling is in the middle of something for maximum effect.
It's important to note that using "help" or "elp" is synonymous with the tale of the boy who cried wolf... If this technique is used too often it becomes ineffective.
Typically used by sending a one-word text or message, when a person wants their sibling to come to their bedroom, for something that may be important (even life or death) but in reality is usually just to waste 10 seconds of their time.
Best applied when said sibling is in the middle of something for maximum effect.
It's important to note that using "help" or "elp" is synonymous with the tale of the boy who cried wolf... If this technique is used too often it becomes ineffective.
Elp
by Lockhem August 21, 2018
Brian: What are you doing for Christmas Elp?
Shelby: Pigging out on leftovers, that's what. 'Elp me to some more, guv'nah!
Shelby: Pigging out on leftovers, that's what. 'Elp me to some more, guv'nah!
by Auletris27 October 16, 2013
by MadnessMaskell December 30, 2015
An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a planet with a rocky surface with or without an inner molten core, and composed of silicate rocks. A solar system will have its terrestrial planets closest to it in orbit. These planets are, Earth-like.
ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."
Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."
Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."
Purp: "AUFK :o "
Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."
Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."
Purp: "AUFK :o "
by James Kelly Williamson January 14, 2009
An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
by jack randolph April 24, 2005
by jack randolph April 24, 2005